Saturday, November 26, 2022

Anna Sultana’s Gnocchi with Sausage & Tomatoes or with Peas & Pancetta; Homemade Gnocchi / Proof That God Is Not A Woman by Margaret Ullrich

 

Goodness! A week has gone by since I posted the tortellini and spaghetti recipes.
Gotta love tortellini and spaghetti.
Great budget stretchers.

Another budget hero, gnocchi, is easy to make and is a great way to use up leftover boiled or baked potatoes.
Along with these recipes, they can also be pan-fried and served with tomato sauce or butter and cheese.

Just like tortellini, gnocchi can be found in most supermarkets, usually in the deli section.
Shelf-stable gnocchi, usually packaged in vacuum-sealed containers, can be found in the pasta aisle.

Ma never served homemade gnocchi. We had lots of potatoes - mashed, baked, boiled, pan-fried, and roasted. Ma never got really fancy with her potatoes. Interesting since Malta produces enough potatoes to export to Holland.

I would compare the gnocchi to Ma's ravioli - Ravjul in Maltese. They're both starchy. They're both filling. They both cook in boiling water.


Hints:

About Gnocchi with Sausages & Tomatoes…
Use any sausage you like. You can go spicy, as with jalapeño sausages, or mild with breakfast sausages, if that is what you have in your fridge.
Parmesan cheese also goes well with this dish.

Don’t use a non-stick skillet if you want the sausages to have a nice crisp surface.
Two cups of tomatoes, sliced, can be used instead of the cherry or grape tomatoes.
Don’t have fresh basil? Dried basil (about 2 Tablespoons) works well.
Leftovers can be stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 4 days.

About the Gnocchi with Peas & Pancetta…
No pancetta? No problem. Bacon is fine and will add a stronger, smoky flavour.
Canadian bacon, salt pork, prosciutto, smoked ham, or smoked sausage are also good.

About the Gnocchi…
The shaped gnocchi can be refrigerated overnight.

To freeze uncooked gnocchi place them in a single layer on a heavily floured parchment-lined baking sheet, letting them air dry at room temperature for 1 to 4 hours.
Transfer the baking sheet to the freezer and freeze until solid, about 1 hour.
Transfer frozen gnocchi to freezer bags and seal.
Gnocchi can be frozen up to one month. Do not thaw before cooking.

Gnocchi is also delicious with tomato sauce, or bolognese sauce, or just some butter, with or without garlic and sage.


                        Gnocchi with Sausages & Tomatoes

Serves 4

In a large pot place
4 quarts water
salt to taste
Bring to a boil.
Add
1 pound frozen or shelf-stable gnocchi
Cook for 2 minutes or according to package directions.
Drain and toss with a drizzle of olive oil.
Place in a 10-inch or larger skillet
2 Tablespoons olive oil
Heat over medium heat and add
9 ounces cooked sausages, sliced into 1/4-inch-thick coins
Cook until the sausages begin to brown, 2 to 3 minutes.
Push the sausages to the edge of the skillet and turn the heat up to high.
Add
1 pint cherry or grape tomatoes, sliced in half lengthwise, skin down 
Cook 1 to 2 minutes then stir in the sausage and cook about 2 minutes more.
Stir in gnocchi and cook until all is combined, but the tomatoes are still firm.
Remove the skillet from the heat and stir in
1/2 to 1 cup loosely packed fresh basil leaves, thinly sliced
Season with salt and pepper and serve immediately. 


                        Gnocchi with Peas & Pancetta

Serves 4

Finely chop
2 Tablespoons onions
1 teaspoon garlic

In a large pot place
4 quarts water
salt to taste
Bring to a boil.
Add
1 pound frozen or shelf-stable gnocchi
Cook for 2 minutes or according to package directions.
Drain and set aside.

WHILE THE WATER IS BOILING:
Place in a skillet
1 Tablespoon olive oil
4 ounces pancetta, diced
Lightly brown the pancetta over a low flame.
Add the chopped onion and garlic and fry 3 minutes.
Add
1 Cup frozen peas
1/2 Cup chicken broth
Cover and let simmer until peas are tender but not mushy.
Stir in
1 Tablespoon butter
1/4 Cup cream or evaporated milk
Let simmer on low to form a thin sauce.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Add the cooked gnocchi and let simmer on low heat to form a thin sauce.
Add salt and pepper to taste.
Drain the gnocchi and add to the pan with the peas.
Add
2 Tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese and stir on low heat 2 minutes.
Serve immediately.


                        Homemade Gnocchi

Serves 6

Preheat oven 400º F

Pierce with a fork
2 medium russet potatoes
Place potatoes on a baking sheet, place in oven and bake until tender, about 1 hour.
Let cool completely.
Cut in half, scoop the flesh into a medium bowl and mash.
Transfer to a large bowl and stir in
1 1/2 Cups flour
1/2 Cup ricotta
1/4 Cup grated Parmesan cheese
1 large egg
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper

Divide dough into 6 equal pieces.
Working on a lightly floured surface and sprinkling with additional flour as needed to prevent sticking, roll each piece into an 18-inch long rope, about 1-inch in diameter.
Using a sharp knife, cut each rope into 3/4-inch bite-size pieces.
Transfer to a baking sheet.

In a large pot place
4 quarts water
salt to taste
Bring to a boil.
Working in 3 batches, cook gnocchi until tender, stirring occasionally, about 4 to 6 minutes.
Drain well and serve or use as an ingredient in the above recipes.
 

                                                                ~~~
Another essay I wrote for the CKUW radio show ‘2000 & Counting' was about the sexuality of God. Okay… we were getting desperate. But some valid - and not so valid - points were brought up.
Here was my view on the issue, and a few of my female co-hosts agreed.

Whenever I wonder if God is a man - which I admit isn't often - all I have to do is remember the ho-ho-ho good time we women have during holidays.

Yep… God is a man.

He sits and expects a holiday to happen. It happened last year, right? No problem. He just sat and wallah! A holiday complete with a big dinner, a fancy dessert and gifts.


Okay, ladies, we know holidays take a ton of work. Remember the commercial in which we heard Nat King Cole singing about Mrs. Santa Claus? We saw a woman throwing toys into a cart with one hand, keeping a toddler from jumping out of the cart with another hand and clutching a preschooler with another hand.

Of course she had three hands. She was a Mom.

Admit it. We don't have holidays because we like them. They're part of our culture, our civilization. Yeah... So is cleaning the toilet.
But women are tradition keepers, so we keep responding like Pavlov's dogs when we read stuff like:

While winds howled, we gathered around the fire and sorted recipes.
At the oak table the children chopped fruit and raisins,
while Papa happily crushed nuts and spices in the grinder.


Let's think about that little scene... Sorting recipes? We now have mixes.
Children chopping raisins? Sure. Yank a gameboy out of a kid's hands, give him a big sharp knife and some raisins and you'll both end up on the 6 o'clock news.
Papa crushing his nuts in a what? No, thank you.

Remember how we thought technology would give us loads of leisure?
Uh huh. Technology means that in a public washroom, you and a dozen other women can hear your cellphone playing Up a Lazy River. Oh, for the days when we could pee in peace.

Think you can rest when you're retired? Surprise! You've unloaded your youngest, just to be begged by your oldest - the one with the Masters degree you worked to pay for - to babysit her kids while she and her partner hold down a couple of Macjobs apiece.
Oh, and your Mom could now use some help.

And now the holidays are back.

Okay, grab a pen and paper and sit down. Why are you doing this?
For some Jesus is the reason for the season. Okay, that's a start.
God became human. Humans can't become God.
So get rid of the crap that's crept into the creche.

What's important to you and your family?
Not to the neighbours, not to the in-laws and not to the stores. Set your own priorities.
Don't let the urgent, like making fancy decorations, keep you from the important, like spending time together.
If anyone tries to talk you into doing something extra, just say NO.

Back to the old time Christmas. Maybe chopping and crushing was their idea of a crackerjack good time. But, if your kids just want Oreoes, why stay up till midnight making weird sugar cookies that can't fit into a glass of milk?
I know. It's tradition.
Delegate the cookies. Bang open a tube of cookie dough and let the kids get creative while you take pictures. They'll actually eat those cookies.

Did you invite someone who thinks store bought is not fit for the holidays?
Stock up now, destroy the wrappings, toss your cookies into bread bags and freeze them.
Remember how in the 60s we distressed furniture?
When it's Show Time, pop the cookies into the oven for nice burnt edges.
And muck up the fruitcake's icing.
The snob will praise you and wolf down anything that doesn't look like it was made by a professional.

Speaking of professional, avoid The Stewart.
If you do watch Martha, remember: It's TV. Look at the credits. She has an army helping her. They bake 30 cakes and she shows the best one. She doesn't do all that work when she's bone tired after putting in a 12 hour day.
Martha is human, too.
You've seen blooper shows. Trust me. Martha bloopers.

Do you have a friend who thinks she's Martha?
Whoopee for her.
Like your Mama done told you, If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it, too?
There has to be something your pal hates to do. Swap your expertise for hers.
Yes, you are good at something. She bakes, you wrap. See?

Ever feel that if you don't do everything the family's been doing since the Stone Age, the holidays will be ruined forever, it will be all your fault and the family will never recover?
That's Mama Guilt.
According to a psychologist, Guilt feelings are a messy mixture of insecurity, self-doubt, self-condemnation, self-judgment, anxiety and fear.
Dump the guilt.
Make a list of the things you think you have to do, including making that relish that's been in the family since the Black Death.
After dinner, before everyone runs off, read the list.
If something gets big smiles, it's a keeper.
If you say relish and people make barfing sounds, cross it out.
If your family's polite, think about last year.
If you were serving leftover Christmas relish with the Easter ham, lose the recipe.

Office and Organization Parties were once a fun way for spouses to meet the other important people in their mate’s life.
Now both spouses have been invited to parties - and guess what, they're always on the same night - and The Wives and The Husbands can't face another plate of appetizers.
Stay home. Your pals will save you a copy of the secretary's xeroxed butt.

Cards used to be nice and simple, with pretty pictures and cheery messages.
Just sign and send. Then some fool started printing up long bragging letters.
Don't write The Letter. Your friends will love you.

Back to the three-handed Mom pulling toys off the shelves like they were free samples.
There are four weeks left until Christmas.
Think that's a long time?
How many New Year's resolutions have you done in the last eleven months?
Neither have I.

Saturday, November 19, 2022

Anna Sultana’s Spaghetti alla Carbonara, Sausage or Meatball Soup with Tortellini, Baked Broccoli and Tortellini / A Christmas Bargain by Margaret Ullrich

I won’t lie to you.
Any and all shopping this holiday season is going to be a challenge.
The supply chain has gotten all tangled up, meaning staples we’re used to finding aren’t in their usual places, while something that must have been gathering dust in some warehouse since the last century is suddenly in a store.
And, thanks to higher transportation costs, the prices - even for that piece of junk from the 1990s - are unbelievable.

Okay… if you remember the inflation we had during the late 70s and early 80s you’ve been through something like this before.
We got through a messed up economy then and we can do it again.

Break it down into manageable pieces.
We do have to eat.
Regular meals are always good.
Food prices have gone up, so we have to do a bit of work.
We’ve done it before and we can do it again.

Here are four of Ma’s budget savers.
These recipes were old standards a hundred years ago and will do their magic now.
Ma used to make her own tortellini and ravioli.
Yes, well that was then, this is now.
Tortellini and ravioli can be found in most supermarkets, usually in the deli section.


Oh, if you’re curious about a recipe mentioned in the story, just copy it and paste it in the ‘Looking for a recipe?’ space, click ‘Search’ and enjoy!


Hints:

About the Spaghetti alla Carbonara…
You can use any type of pasta you have in the house.
Carbonara comes from the Italian word for coal, carbone, because it was a dish eaten by coal miners and sellers. 



About the Sausage Soup with Tortellini…
Packaged sausage meat can be found in the store.
If you have sausages on hand, remove the meat from the casings.
The leftover soup freezes very well.

About the Meatball Soup with Tortellini…
You can use homemade meatballs made from
1 pound ground beef or pork or a mixture of the two
1 large egg
1 Tablespoon dried parsley
2 garlic cloves, chopped finely or 2 teaspoons garlic powder
1 Tablespoon Parmesan cheese
Or you could buy frozen meatballs.

Baked the Broccoli and Tortellini…
You can stir 1/3 Cup cooked chopped bacon or ground meat or poultry into the pasta mixture before spooning it into the prepared casserole dish.




                        Spaghetti alla Carbonara

Serves 4

Have on hand
1/4 pound grated Romano cheese

In a large pot place
4 quarts water
salt to taste
Bring to a boil.
Add
1 pound spaghetti or other pasta
Cook, stirring frequently, until the pasta is al dente.
Drain the pasta and set aside.

WHILE THE PASTA IS COOKING:
Place in a small bowl
3 large eggs
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
Beat well and set aside.

Cut in small pieces
1/4 pound bacon or pancetta

Place in a dutch oven
2 Tablespoons olive oil
Fry the bacon pieces over medium heat, about 4 minutes.
Turn down the heat to very low.
Add the drained spaghetti and the beaten eggs.
Toss the pasta very quickly and thoroughly.
Add 1/8 pound Romano cheese and toss again.
Garnish with fresh pepper and 1/8 pound Romano cheese.


                        Sausage Soup with Tortellini

Finely chop
1 medium onion
3 cloves of garlic

Place in a dutch oven
1 pound sausage meat
the chopped onion
Sauté the sausage and onion over medium high heat until the sausage is no longer pink.
Add the chopped garlic and sauté for 1 minute.
Reduce heat to medium and add
2 teaspoons dried basil
1 teaspoon dried oregano
2 Tablespoons tomato paste
Cook 1 to 2 minutes and add
1 28 ounce can crushed tomatoes
4 Cups beef broth
Simmer over medium heat 10 minutes.
Add
2 3/4 Cups cheese tortellini
Reduce heat to medium low and simmer for 10-15 minutes.
Add
1/4 Cup half and half cream or evaporated milk
Stir until combined.
Season the soup with salt and pepper to taste.
Serve hot with grated Parmesan cheese and parsley.


                        Meatball Soup with Tortellini

Finely chop
1 medium onion
1 small zucchini
2 carrots
2 stalks celery

Place in a dutch oven
6 Cups water or beef broth
1 teaspoon Worcestershire sauce (optional)
1 teaspoon tomato paste
the chopped vegetables
Simmer over medium heat 20 minutes.
Add
1 pound meatballs
Simmer over medium heat 45 minutes.
Add
2 3/4 Cups tortellini, meat or cheese
Add more liquid if you want a thinner soup.
Simmer over medium heat 15 minutes.
Serve hot with grated Parmesan cheese and parsley.


                        Baked Broccoli and Tortellini

Grease a 2 quart casserole dish that has a cover (or cover with foil)

Place in a medium pot
1/4  Cup margarine
Melt over medium heat.
Blend in
1/4 Cup flour
1 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
Stir in
2 Cups milk
Cook and stir over low heat until thickened.
Stir in
1/2 Cup grated Parmesan cheese
Remove from heat and set aside.

In a large pot place
4 quarts water
salt to taste
Bring to a boil.
Add
2 3/4 Cups cheese tortellini
Cook, stirring frequently, 5 minutes.
Add
3 Cups broccoli florets
Cook another 5 minutes.

Preheat oven 350º F

Drain the pasta and broccoli and place in the prepared casserole dish.
Add the sauce and mix lightly.
Top with
1/4 Cup grated Parmesan cheese
Cover and bake 20 - 25 minutes.
Remove dish from oven and heat broiler.
Broil uncovered casserole 4 inches from heat 3 to 5 minutes, until cheese is lightly browned.

                                                       ~~~
Back in November, 2002, I wrote an essay for the CKUW radio show ‘2000 & Counting' about getting Christmas gifts.  
It was a meant as a light piece, filled with hints.
Many of our listeners were seniors or college students, folks known for having to stretch their dollars.
Now, in addition to Covid-19 and its variants making us nervous about going to crowded places, we’re facing problems in the supply chain.
Christmas shopping never gets any easier.  Darn!!



Okay… listen up! There are five weeks left until Christmas. That means gifts. I know, I know, it's more blessed to give than to receive. But, unless you have ways of shopping that you'd like to keep secret, giving gifts means money.  

It's a little late to start a Christmas gift account at your bank and the utility companies really lose that Ho Ho Ho spirit if you try to skip paying their bills. 
 
If the charge cards are already maxed out - or you just want to keep your nearest and dearest on a cash and carry basis - gift getting is going to take a little effort.  

Desperate times call for desperate measures. As we're all stuck with holidays - oh, lucky us - I'll tell you some of my desperate measures.

Live off your hump. You know what I mean. Things like the 18 cans of tuna you have left from the time you bought 20 cans so you could get 50 bonus airmiles. Now's the time to crack those babies open. I know the family hates tuna. That's why there are 18 little cans of fishies swimming around your pantry.
Well, the family would hate a Giftless Christmas even more.
Think about it. Lousy dinners happen to everybody. But the family Grinch who comes up giftless at Christmas gets blabbed about throughout the neighbourhood and the generations.
You don't want to be remembered by your great-great-grandchildren as Granny Grinchie.

Try creative cooking. Pretend you're on the TV show Iron Chef. You've just been given a tube of ground beef, a bag of marshmallows, a jar of salsa, a bottle of raspberry vinegar, a carton of frozen spinach, a jar of maraschino cherries and a box of rice-a-roni. Think only a nut throws odd things together? How do you think raspberry vinegar was invented?
If the family gets snarky, tell them you found the recipe in a magazine. Drop names. Martha is always good, and if they can't appreciate all the effort you put into making dinner interesting… Well!
You know the speech.
Remember, guilt, when the other person has it, is a good thing.

Go ethnic. Granny's recipes don't have to be saved for Folklorama. God bless family. Go to an Italian restaurant and get a load of the prices they charge for a plate of Pasta Fagioli. That's two cheapies: noodles and beans! Grandma would die laughing if she saw those prices. Starch and beans got millions of people through tough times. Go thou and eat likewise.
  
Beans aren't good enough? Go past the recognizable cuts and shop the mystery meats. Put enough spices on them and the family won't know what hit them. I once made spaghetti and meatballs using animal organs only a mother could love. Guess what? Hubby had invited a friend. Well, the buddy was getting a free meal, so I followed the Cook’s Golden Rule: Don't apologize and don't explain.
The buddy said it was delicious, like the meatballs they serve at the Bay.
Hmmm… I notice the Bay is still in business. There's more than one way to skin a cat.   
  
Shop your house. No kidding. Grab a bag and stroll through your house. Look for things somebody foisted… uh… gave to you. Well, why should you be stuck with it until you're six feet under? Unless it was made by your preschooler - don't even think it, they DO remember - you're free to pass it on to someone else.
Just don't give it to the person who gave it to you.
   
Pack your own. Ever notice the little overpriced goodies the stores stuff into baskets and bowls? One current gift item is a box of pasta, a tin of sauce, some cheese and some wooden spoons nestled within a large bowl.
Are you too stupid to do the same thing? I didn’t think so. It's one way to get rid of some of those extra airmiles purchases. Let somebody else eat the tuna.


Still thinking about the folks in the flyers looking wildly happy over a toaster? 
Toss the flyers. Those models were paid big bucks. Stores want you to buy. A stress-free family holiday is not their goal. If they had their way you'd replace everything and pay 50% interest.
     
Remember how the best presents were things that showed that someone cared? Maybe somebody hunted down an out-of-print book by your favourite author. 
The gadgets that looked amazing seem strange on December 26.  
     

While you're shopping, get yourself some treats. 
I have a friend who picks up a bag of  pfeffernusse cookies every year. When she feels like all she's doing is giving, giving, giving, she pops a pfeffernusse into her mouth and gives herself an old time Christmas. It doesn't take much.   

God bless us, everyone.