Monday, January 24, 2011

Mock Apple Pie / Ritz Cracker Pie - Margaret Ullrich

I know...
the crackers were on sale - even buy one, get one free - and the TV commercials had folks digging their crackers into the dips like they were buckets of ice cream.

All your friends ate the raw veggies.
Now you're stuck with Ritz crackers.
Nobody likes them.

Still, can't just throw them away, what with people starving somewhere.
Can't send the crackers to them, either.

Make a fake apple pie.
Would I lie to you?

                        Mock Apple Pie

Boil together for 2 minutes
2 Cups water
1 1/2 Cups sugar
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
Drop in 
20 whole Ritz crackers
Boil 2 minutes without stirring
Place crackers in
baked 8" pie shell
Cover with crumb crust made of
3/4 Cup brown sugar
1/2 stick butter
2 tablespoons flour

Serve and keep your lip zipped.

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