St. Patrick’s Day is on Tuesday.
Sometimes St. Valentine’s also falls in Lent.
Lent or not - people celebrate St. Valentine's.
A loved one's fury, and revenge methods, are a lot scarier than God's judgment.
And, anyway, church rules have been known to change.
I mean, Pat went to Ireland and Joe, well, who has better family connections?
What does a guy have to do to get a decent holy day?
Don't forget to toast him with a few traditional Irish drinks:
Well, we can say that about most days.
2 Tablespoons olive oil
7 Cups beef broth
2 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce
1 Tablespoon vinegar
2 bay leaves
1 Cup barley
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
1 teaspoon ground black pepper